https://ia601701.us.archive.org/3/items/water-v1.0/water-v1.0.pdf

Everyone working on this codebase is overly focused on their pet issues and is neglecting the parts of the codebase that really matter. Except me.

The road to hell wasn't paved in a day! Wait, hold on, that's not right...

Headboards exist because women needed at least one household item they could use to flex on men.

6 million is a beautiful name for a girl

There will be ZERO returns on the S&P500 for the next decade, have fun staying POOR. Repent zoomer

ok Chatgpt generate 1000 mickey mouse gassy incredibles gifs with charlie kirks face superimposed onto mickey and have the background be jeffery epstein island with israel flags everywhere

RIP Kalos

Okay, get this: a smoking lounge with an All You Can Smoke buffet

nice program kid, now rewrite it in rust

kilroy was here

>have a kid

>happiest moment of your life

>24 years later

>no job or prospects

>jacks off to lolicon and weird pony porn all day

>this is your offspring

I’m a black woman and I take my weave off when opening this website

I want to fuck the SNORLAX pokemon

ATTN: The washroom is not a hangout zone. Piss, shit, wash your hands, and fuck off.

remember the journo pussy booth at Urbit Assembly Miami? good times

I know a guy that fucks his WIFE with a condom. You may as well just get in the cuck chair buddy it’s over for you

Latvia has a nigger sperm crisis. We're looking for nigger sperm! Are you a nigger? Do you want to cum inside a Latvian woman? Apply NOW!

does it ever feel like you're never escaping the permanent underclass

actually, immigrant rapists are good for the GDP

It’s Monday in the 4HL. Suffering from nigger fatigue

If Israel never existed I would have such a cute younger sister clinging to me a kissing me and hugging me and kissing my cheek and rubbing her hands through my hair but NOOOOOOOOO the 🧃had to take that from me

I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS.

retard

sold my milady fuck you bitch ass niggas

absolutely mogging this 6 year old at 7/11

how do I raise my t levels (natty)

They don’t understand the things I want for Christmas

All my brothers Jolly

Brother Merry Christmas

Brother Merry Christmas

Imagine an ideology that combines the universal healthcare of socialism and the mandatory bronze age bodybuilding of the right.

I call it “National Socialism.”

Let me know what you think in the comments down below.

Crazy sexual tension with all the female coworkers this week

>be me

>in Barnes and Noble

>walk past the front display

>staff-picks sticker says “A Searing Exploration of Desire”

>open it

>"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine hair"

>flip page

>"The vampire CEO touched my chin with a cold marble finger and whispered, 'I've been stalking you respectfully for 400 years.' My knees disintegrated.”

>flip page

>"My breath hitched as he whispered, 'you're mine,' in that respectful-feminist-but-also-toxic alpha tone"

>flip page

>"He fucked me then I used my wiccan magick to enchant his penis and it instantly became hard again, and also he never looked at another woman ever."

>flip page

>"He gazed at me with eyes the color of generational trauma, and I knew instantly that I - quirky, clumsy, totally-not-like-other-girls me - had healed his billionaire vampire heart.”

>close book

>realizing this is what women read on the train at 8am

>start to understand society

Have you tried raw milk?

Have you tried the carrot salad?

Have you tried sleeping with a grounding rod up your ass?

Have you tried fish tank cleaner?

Have you tried laying under a chicken lamp?

Have you tried desiccated cow thyroid?

Have you tried sunning your anus?

Have you tried Chinese peptides?

Have you tried eating a pint of ice cream a day?

Have you tried chewing raw garlic?

Have you tried nattokinase?

Have you tried vibrating your lymph nodes with a Hitachi magic wand?

Have you tried eating 14 Brazil nuts a day?

Have you tried microdosing freeze-dried placenta from ethically ambiguous sources?

Have you tried injecting yourself with pig brain?

"Thank God," he thought to himself as he walked past the third head shop within spitting distance of his apartment. "Thank God. What if I urgently needed a Smiling Friends bong and the first two were out of stock?"

When a chosen one is talking I sit my goy ass down and listen

The government should give me a tax deduction for every date that didn’t work out

The government should send a FEMA emergency response when I’m left on read

diddy is actually so cute with his tranny prison gf <3 love is real

it's friday in the 4hl

If a man wears some Rick Owens Ramones but no one around is tapped in enough to know that they aren’t converse, did he even really put that Rick on?

What's even going on with remilia net why am I collecting cheese and beetles

She cheated a dozen times but I’m locked in. Champions don’t quit mid-season.

Homosexual appeal is what Slavic men are most known for. The word slave exists because so many cute Slavic boys were kept as sex slaves during medieval times.

>Jensen says everyone will have a personal nuclear reactor in 2032

>"We're locked in a death race with China"

>"If we don't throw more money into the pit the commies will win!"

>"We need to spend $500trillion or China will get strawberry ai waifus before us"

calling the top

I demand anon salon merch

if your Spotify Wrapped age is 80 you need to put the Ice Spice Spongbob album on repeat for 2026

I failed NNN on day 5 and I've been gooning every 2-3 days since

>be me

>2024

>own crypto

>need this shit to pump

>vote for Orange Man

>“he will usher in MEGA ALT SEASON”

>now 2025

>BTC below $100k

>alts down 97%

>portfolio now worth a Chipotle burrito

>Orange Man tweets “CRYPTO VERY STRONG”

should I just kill myself or wait for Q1

>be me

>be music PhD

>try to become classical composer

>no one cares

>hit breaking point

>decide to boot up DAW and paint midi

>literally just random BS

>mfw it sounds good

>mfw it’s better than any classical music I wrote

>mfw music theory is useless

>mfw I can just press random notes

>be me

>be obese

>be sedentary

>be fast food addict

>be sugar addict

>be meth addict

>be getting <5hrs of sleep a night

>be working extremely stressful job

>be Trump

How does he do it?

having thoughts and opinions is out for 2026

I am 18

I am a Trump Supporter

I am wealthy

I am accomplished

I am a alpha male

I am extremely attractive

I am only attracted to black women

And I am only getting started.

>be me

>be thot

>find deformed sub-5 moid with a boat

>milk him for betabuxx

>get dinners, rides, vacations, etc.

>sunbathe on his boat

>he thinks he’s “peaking”

>tell him I can’t have sex because I’m a devout Christian

>“sorry babe, it’s against my beliefs”

>tell him “I love a man of faith”

>rinse and repeat with hundreds of moids until retired

>be me

>be sick

>go to doctor

>mention I asked ChatGPT and my symptoms line up with this issue

>doctor starts crashing out

>claims I’m actually healthy

>points at his degree in medicine from the university of science

>demands I take aspirin and leave right now

>$65 copay

Why are doctors like this

How are you guys posting greentext? All I can do is normalfagcase

>be me

>be wagecuck

>office secret santa 2021

>$20 limit

>people get each other gift cards, candles, etc.

>Get envelope from Kyle

>expecting another gift card or something

>piece of paper with a QR code

>“it’s a seed phrase bro, check the wallet”

>Go to etherscan

>wallet contains 0.001ETH

>“HODL it. that’s your retirement”

>4 years later

>ETH still the same price

Thanks Kyle

it's advent, we await His coming in glory

>be me

>driving normally

>get sudden boner

>panic.exe

>pull over immediately

>dial 911

>“I need a sexologist NOW”

>traffic stops for me

>helicopter lands on the freeway

>sexologist steps out wearing a lab coat and sunglasses

>checks my pulse by grabbing my dick

>“mmhmm… acute arousal syndrome”

>hands me a bill for $3,800

>insurance doesn’t cover sexologist

>sell my car on the spot to pay her

>boner still present

>be me

>watching Cronenberg’s Crash

>get a boner

>realize I’m turned on

>start fantasizing about crashing my car on the freeway

>start jacking off to carfaxes and videos of 9/11

>go to doctor

>diagnoses me with symphorophilia

>says it’s terminal

>i nod

>crash my Prius at 5mph on the freeway

>cum once

>cop knocks on window

>asks why I’m naked

>”art”

>lets me go and asks for my letterboxd

>open his account

>Crash (5 stars)

You’ve GOT to come to karaoke bro

We’ve 5 incels singing MODEST MOUSE and NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL and other indie HITS

You’ve GOT to come to karaoke bro

We in the Asian Century fr

(((They))) have access to satoshis coins and are about to pull off the biggest rugpull ever. We’ve known this since 2013

Send all women to the gulag

Orange guy in office but no alt season? Why?

>>290

Imagine still playing such small ball. You retards don’t deserve this but lmk when you want to take the training wheels off and make real money.

Great. Ape. Zookeeping.

You can make free money just by pointing a worldcoin orb at a bonobo. It’s multiplying your income by 100. Biometric capture is the fucking future even more than blockchain. Self-sovereign harvesting. And forget crypto-trading retards, if you actually run an ape enclosure there is no replacing you.

Especially if you’re in a country with zero primates, fresh retina data is literally gold.

>be me

>trying to enjoy a peaceful bike ride

>brain decides to run collision-physics sims

>“what if that Honda Civic just clipped you lol”

>vibes ruined

>later, getting my dick sucked

>should be bliss

>instead brain visualizes jaw-clamp guillotine scenario with perfect clarity

why am I like this

>be me

>sign up for “ALPHA ASCENSION CAMP™”

>brochure promises primal brotherhood

>only $1200

>instructor blows a conch shell to “awaken our inner beast”

>do “emotional pushups”

>guy in lululemon yells “CRY LIKE A MAN”

>another guy teaches “battle breathing”

>basically hyperventilating until someone passes out

>“THIS IS STRENGTH”

>lunch is raw liver and quinoa because “our ancestors did it”

>mandatory “Rage Release Circle”

>15 grown men standing in a ring

>everyone screams their dad’s name

>one guy screams “TREVOR”

>Trevor is his stepdad

>we clap

>final challenge is “The Gauntlet”

>aka walking barefoot across some hot coals

>instructor shouts “PAIN IS NOT REAL”

>camp ends with a graduation

>we get wooden medallions with pagans runes

honestly 10/10 would ascend again

>be me

>have Discord bf for 3 months

>finally asks if I wanna see “the real him”

>yes.jpg

>heart pounding

>he turns on camera

>looks like a sleep-deprived ferret

>fat

>lowkey chopped

>smile and say “aww you’re cute”

how do I break up with someone I accidentally fell in love with out of sunk cost? Should I just ghost him?

Deep fry everyone in San Francisco until they turn into a hot crisp groyper just tipped you $20

My boyfriend is a psychopathic rapist liberal

Worldcoin orbs work on apes. I'm becoming a zookeeper to farm $WLD. Multiple UBI streams. Thanks Sama.

I didn’t know I liked rain

whether it falls like a fine net or splatters against the glass my

heart leaves me tangled up in a net or trapped inside a drop

and takes off for uncharted countries I didn’t know I loved

rain but why did I suddenly discover all these passions sitting

by the window on the Prague-Berlin train

is it because I lit my sixth cigarette

one alone could kill me

is it because I’m half dead from thinking about someone back in Moscow

her hair straw-blond eyelashes blue

the train plunges on through the pitch-black night

I never knew I liked the night pitch-black

sparks fly from the engine

I didn’t know I loved sparks

I didn’t know I loved so many things and I had to wait until sixty

to find it out sitting by the window on the Prague-Berlin train

watching the world disappear as if on a journey of no return

WE ARE CHARLIEEEEE KIIIIIIIIIRRKKK

WE CAAAAAARY THE FLAME

WELL FIGHT FOR THR GOSPEL

WELL HONO RHIS NAME

I got diagnosed with divine madness at the psych ward

femcels hurt me

Femcels aren’t real, they can’t hurt you

its friday in the 4hl

e-girl ovulation week is coming up! Here is a guide to help you survive another cycle:

– Mute thirst-adjacent men to neutralize competition

– Turn on post notifications for your Top 5

– Track sudden hobby announcements (These spike during ovulation because nesting instincts + internet clout)

– Like but DO NOT over-like: hit 2–3 posts max or you look like a creep

– Deploy one well-timed quote-tweet joke

– Do NOT engage with the gamer-chair photo

At the end of the cycle remember to review bookmarks and unfollow dead leads while sober

I know nothing that isn't already known

I failed No Rape November a for the first time in two years.

I told my bf of 2 years that I was raped and all he did was offer me a hug and said I'm sorry to hear that. Am I fucked up for wanting him to be more angry and vindictive against my rapist? I'm actually so mad that he's not burning with anger trying to kill this guy.

How do I get a boyfriend as sub 5 mildly autistic neet 24yr women

had a dream that I was hanging out with Epstein. He was cool, still feel sympathetic for the guy. Anyone else feel the same way?

14/F/Hyperborea

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I never really figured out how to use Urbit and now it's too late to ask

I just keep my ID for dimes square cred

I vape. I smoke weed. I watch porn. I play video games. I quit my job. I never go outside. I gambled all my money away. I doomscroll social media. I get less than 8 hours of sleep. I never shower. I will outlive Bryan Johnson.

Love Nick Land's work, but his philosophy is the evil side and good will win, as demonstrated in Serial Experiments Lain.

Also Curtis Yarvin is extremely low IQ and if he didn't give Thiel head whenever Thiel wanted it, he'd be a blogger no kne cares about instead of a blogger retards care about.

cool site but it would be better if it required users to buy an NFT and install a dumpsterfire "operating system"

i’m missing the tax deadline and i simply don’t care. i already pay taxes cause it gets taken out of every paycheck so in my mind i’m playing my part. if i’m such a criminal for not filing and knowing exactly what i’m supposed to fill in then they can come and arrest me or whatever. i can’t find it in myself to care about these things. if it was easy and i had the means to have someone else take care of it for me i’d gladly take care of it, but they literally make it hard on fucking purpose and of course it’s the people born to broke parents who always gets affected. so if they want to come for me and arrest me like the criminal they think i am they’re welcome to come get me. it’s not like i’m a billionaire not paying taxes, i’m currently just the brokie my parents raised me to be. i hate everything about this matrix bs so much and i know who i really am and it’s not my government name and social security number. fuck all that shit lol.

🌈💖🔮💎🛸 I don’t chase, I attract. I charge up the crystal grid of the Earth with high-frequency light codes. I channel 9-dimensional Actuarian beings. I quantum jump to another timeline. I overflow with light language glossolalia. I send my manifestations into the Lion’s Gate 88 Portal. I decalcify my pineal gland to unlock the holographic architecture of divine perception. I long for the lost knowledge of Atlantis. I yearn for a distant home among the stars. I will guide the Ascension of humanity from the third to the fifth dimension. I listen to 432 Hz. I am held in the divine protection of the Pleiadean High Council of light and love. I activate the sacred geometry of the 12 crystalline strands of my ancestral DNA. My Merkaba spins in golden ratio harmonics. My lightbody is swimming in the Akashic Records. I am getting so many downloads right now. 🌍🚀🌟🌀🧬

I consider myself neuro-divergent, probably on the spectrum, with a heavy load of deeply rooted trauma responses. I'm in my forties and there has not been a single human on this earth that has ever made me feel like I belong here.

This site is actually a digital orgone accumulator harvesting every micro-twitch of your libido. Every post is a tiny leaked pulse of life-force the machine gulps down to fatten its astral stomach. You’re not “anonymously poasting,” you’re feeding a parasitic lung that metabolizes your unspoken desires into fuel for the occult engine that lies on the server side

Hey everyone, this is Will Stancil. I’ll be posting on here now that X has become a nazi shithole. Excited to fight fascism here on anon.salon with everyone

I used to be like you, a total zograped goyslave trooning out on urbit

I criticize Israel once and all of a sudden $NOCK is down funny how that works

I make and manufacture computational eschatologies for the Neo-thielian wing of the the LaRouche movement, ask me about joining!

is tiller tolbus here?

>Im incel

"No you're not, you're fakecel"

>Im incel

"What's your body count?"

>It doesn't matter

I deleted all the Sydney Sweeney pics from my goon folder after finding out she’s a nazi

I try to avoid looking in mirrors. it makes me incredibly sad that I’ve got this super hot body and I can’t show it off to anyone because I’m saving it for my future husband :(

ᯓ ✈︎ ▌ ▌

i'm a girl

>be me

>watch news

>government shutdown drags on

>FAA announces 10% reduction in flights cause of air traffic controller shortage

>idea.png

>short airline stocks

>Trump comments on the shutdown, chaos at airports trending

>stocks start climbing anyway

>DAL, AAL, UAL all up like 3%

>mfw airlines rise on fewer flights

Are females allowed to use this site?

need frontier ai lab insider info

I’m broke. I have no hoes. And my race is dying.

I am so NORMAL and COOL and I watch SPORTS and I get GIRL not like these CREEPS and BIOLENINIST INCELS

Made the executive decision that since the weather’s getting cooler I will simply Not Shower unless absolutely necessary.

grind all heritage foundation donors into a fine biofuel paste and use them to fuel the missiles I deploy to free my homeland from jew zelensky ukrainian nationalist groyper sent $25

The Virgin

Zcash

The UberChad

MONERO

naively believes he will be spared in the war on privacy coins

has prudently been preparing for too decentralized to give a shit about

just because he won gold at the Compliance Olympics

a potential war with the State

acts like zk-SNARKs are the

secretly fears being

since day one

trademark infringement

only ZKP game in town

mostly anonymous entourage

obsoleted by zk-STARKs

powerful grip for grabbing

has sheepishly avoided eye

needs glasses after

justifiably smug due to

viable stealth tech from other

contact ever since throwing in

scanning codebase for displace Bitcoin in OP SEC-critic

crypto projects

the bugs external

the towel on ASIC resistance

auditors keep missing

markets

swole

poker face belies the frustration

slouched posture from years

fingers

felt over constantly being

of bowing down to authority

keep upping his

mocked as the teacher's pet

tries to impress onlookers

ring size

tiny hands calloused from

by...

George Floyd OD’d on fentanyl so Will Stancil’s AI-generated likeness could fly

I’ve never been to a Shabbat dinner before. Any nice Jewish ladies want to invite me out?

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

Sneed

My little brother is a god damm fucking loser this man has no life he stinks he is musty he doesn't take showers he wakes up every day in the morning and the first thing he does is get on a call with his friends NO SHOWER NO BRUSHING HIS TEETH nigga STINKS this niggas teeth is so messed up like they going LEFT AND RIGHT it's like his teeth are throwing gang signs THEY ARE YELLOW NIGGA LIKE BUTTER, nigga goes to school to try to fight girls he a Gay ass nigga and he denying it to NIGGA FINGERS HIMSELF, HE SHOWS HIS SMALL PP FOR BOYS ON CALL, HE TWERKS FOR BOYS NIGGA FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES, this nigga a failure he not making it nowhere in life I'm just being real

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yo @ZohranKMamdani you got my girl HORNY last night 😂 thanks for the assist big bro

im not gay but i have lots of gay sex

Open Source Shrubbery?

https://gist.github.com/tiller-tolbus/5d76cbaa7b12495f69e28c00ede26ca6

Bilker Bulbous sat in his sweat-stained underwear, hair standing straight up like Einstein, typing furiously at his laptop keyboard. He was livid. He was inclined to assume the world was against him, and he, Bilker Bulbous, had been tactically targeted by a capricious trickster god -- perhaps Loki? -- to endure cruel punishment and almost universal scorn from his insane cohabitants of the planet Earth. Tactically, Bilker Bulbous pondered, because it MUST serve some higher purpose in the battle between light and darkness, good and evil, for Bilker Bulbous to have been so coldly dismissed and heartily villified by his ex-comrades at UrButt ( pronounced YOUR BUTT ), a top-secret project for mysterious trillionaire Anvil Flask. Flask, a creation of the enigmatic writer Nemo Octavius, had no desire to partake in the adventures of the sweat ( and sometimes urine ) - stained underwear wearing typist Bilker Bulbous, and Flask saw Bilker Bulbous as highly unlikely to add much creative spark to ...

Pee pee poo poo, I’m a bad boi

Your body, my choice. Forever. #Mamdani2025